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Timing is everything.
Hey, honey, when's your family getting here tomorrow? Oh man, at 4pm? Jeez, that's so unfortunate. 4pm is when I've gotta set up my Yukon Outfitters Hammock. What poor timing! Jeez, it's too bad I'm going to miss your family this year!
Yes, honey, I know it's your mother's birthday, that's why I feel so bad. But I really have to do this tomorrow. At exactly 4pm. Why? Because… umm… in order for the Yukon Outfitters Hammock to function as it's supposed to, it needs to be set up in the dying light of tomorrow. It says that right here in the set-up manual thing.
No, honey, I'm not going to show it to you. I'm too busy looking at it myself and telling you all these factual things printed here, silly.
Oh, your dad could help? You know, I'm not sure that's gonna work for me… I mean, for the hammock. It says here that it's a one man job. In fact, if more than one person puts it together, it can be very dangerous. Because, um, it's high in cholesterol somehow. Look, I don't know how, honey, but do you really want to risk that with your dad's cholesterol issues?
And yeah, I'm reading a little bit further and it looks like I'll have to take a four hour nap on this thing to ensure it's all good to go. So, it sounds like you'll have to do all the dishes without me…
Honey! Don't blame me! Blame the Hammock people. I'm just the messenger here.
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Double Hammock (without Net)
Price: $19.99 List Price: $69.99 71% Off
The Yukon Outfitters Double Parachute Hammock has become a staple at campgrounds and parks across the nation. No matter where you choose to relax or nap, this hammock is perfect for the day pack, home patio and even the dorm room.
- Double hammock
- 11'6" Long x 6'4" Wide
- When packed in its bag, this hammock is almost as small as a grapefruit
- High test parachute nylon with lock stitching will hold up to the roughest abuse
- Marine-grade tie down line is included with threaded quick links that will allow you to swing from posts, timber and even your truck or SUV
- Max Load capacity of 300 pounds
- Integrated Stuff sack sewn in so you'll never lose it
- Oversized for enjoying cool summer nights with a friend
- Mildew resistant
- Quick-dry nylon
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Hammock with Mosquito Net
Price: $24.99 List Price: $89.99 72% Off
The Yukon Outfitters Hammock’s integrated mosquito net will keep you comfortable in the great outdoors. If the coast is clear and you don’t need the mosquito netting, just flip the hammock over and use as a normal hammock. Yukon Outfitters hammocks are made for use on the trail, tailgating, camping, or at home.
- 8'9" Long x 4'8" Wide
- Integrated mosquito net to keep little critters away
- High strength parachute nylon
- Double zippers system for easy access
- Two interior storage pockets for storing small items
- Lightweight and quick drying
- 275 pound weight capacity
- Triple stitched at weight bearing points
- Attached stuff sack for easy storage
- Mildew resistant
- Quick-dry nylon
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 1 Year Limited Yukon Outfitters
Specs
Double Hammock | Hammock w/ Net | |
Dimensions | 11' 6" L x 6' 4" W | 8' 9" L x 4' 8" W |
Weight Capacity | 300 lbs. | 275 lbs. |
Weight | 21 oz. | 19.5 oz. |
Country of Origin | China | China |
In the box:
- Yukon Outfitters Nylon Parachute Hammock
- Hanging Ropes
Specs
Double Hammock | Hammock w/ Net | |
Dimensions | 11' 6" L x 6' 4" W | 8' 9" L x 4' 8" W |
Weight Capacity | 300 lbs. | 275 lbs. |
Weight | 21 oz. | 19.5 oz. |
Country of Origin | China | China |
In the box:
- Yukon Outfitters Nylon Parachute Hammock
- Hanging Ropes
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