In a town where dancing is forbidden…
Where joy is prohibited…
Where colorful light is outlawed…
One maverick takes a stand against the oppressive hammer of the constabulary.
He arrives on his Huffy 10-speed, bursting through the gym doors like a prince on a stallion.
"It's him!" The locals exclaim, "Disco Bike Mike!"
He scoops up the pretty wallflower sulking in the corner.
"Come on, baby," he grunts, "let's bust some wheelies.
" … So what do you think?"
"That's seven minutes of screen time. And it's vapid."
"You've got yourself a hit!"