"Greetings sport aficionado!"
"A fair 'morrow to thee, fellow sport enthusiast."
"I can see by your MLB team logo track jacket that you are devotee of a particular athletics organization. This is not an organization that I care for."
"Duly noted by your own MLB team logo track jacket! In fact, the baseball club of your choosing is one I find singularly contemptible!"
"We are adversaries, then!"
"Without direct participation in the events to which we are dedicated!"
"Wonderful! I find friendships formed around a mutual animosity to be the very core of the game!"
"As do I! In fact, I was just commenting on the like in my dream journal."
"Marvellous! I should like to read your dream journal."
"Tut tut! Let our shared enmity grow to a white heat before our newly-formed bond shall be so!"
"Then let us begin that journey. Shall we away to the stadium?"
They link arms and skip off to the Major League Baseball theme.