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Rejected Names for this Product Include: The Carcass Companion.
This will make you popular with: Fans of hygiene.
If this item were a US President, it would be: MocKinley. Or William Henry Hammerson. Or Eisenhammer. Or James K. Mock. Or Mockery Taylor. Or Abrahammer Lincoln. Or Andcrew Johnson. Or Chester A. Armour. Or Calvin Crewlidge. Or Barmock Obama. Or James Mockroe. Shall we continue? Please? It's kind of fun.
If you owned this, people would say: That man is wearing a shirt.
Legend has it that when the moon is full, this product transforms into: A drunk and resentful turtle.
Features
You don’t stop when the weather turns cold. And you don’t always need the game-day squeeze of compression. Under Armor heard you and answered with the Men’s Loose Fitting Mock Turtlenect and Fitted Long Sleeve Crew. The performance fabric will wick away the sweaty proof of your labor and hold down odor. These shirts can be use in any sport, as a layer, or by itself, for superior warmth without the weight.
Your choice:
Mock Turtleneck
- Full, loose fit for enhanced range of motion & breathable comfort
- Ultra-soft, anti-pick, anti-pill fabric is smooth to the touch, gives a clean finish, and remains durable in the face of all-day wear
- Lightweight, 4-Way Stretch construction improves mobility and accelerates dry time
- Superior Moisture Transport System keeps you cool, comfortable, and focused
- Anti-Odor technology prevents the growth of odor-causing microbes
- 30+ UPF protection
- 5.3 oz. Polyester/Elastane
- Imported
Fitted Crew
- Fitted close to the skin for a streamlined fit without the squeeze of compression
- Dual-layer fabric provides a durable, smooth, fast-drying exterior
- Soft, brushed interior traps warmth without adding bulk
- 4-Way Stretch fabrication allows greater mobility and maintains shape
- Signature Moisture Transport System wicks sweat away from the body
- Anti-Odor technology prevents the growth of odor causing microbes
- Smooth, chafe-free flatlock seam construction
- 7.0 oz. Polyester/Elastane
- Imported
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
In the box:
(1) Under Armour Hammer Mock or Fitted Crew
Specs
In the box:
(1) Under Armour Hammer Mock or Fitted Crew
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 4m 16.226s
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