They're like pants but shorter! They're like underwear but longer and also they go on the outside!
They're like a giraffe without a long neck or a body or that crazy pattern giraffes have on them! They're like a sink except they don't give you water and you wear them on your body to cover your butt!
They're a shirt for your legs! When you wear them you'll be like a turtle carrying its house on its back except you'll actually be a person wearing shorts and hopefully some other clothes too because if you're only wearing shorts that's kinda weird!
They're like a dog in that they're man's best friend unless you already have a dog in which case the shorts can be your second best friend or maybe they're just more like a casual acquaintance!
They're like your mom except that your relationship with them will be way less complicated and also they're clothes that you wear and not a human that you love!
They're wonderful! They're spectacular! They're the greatest thing that's ever happened in this world except for all the other great stuff that's happened in this world that is actually meaningful and important!
In short, they're great.
Features
A clean, understated pair that always stays tough. The Classic style features a cleaner design with a sleeker fit and a new zip-closed hip pocket built to hold your precious smart-phone in the face of rough terrain.
- Omni-Shade UPF 50 sun protection
- Zip-closed security pocket
- Modern Classic Fit
- Hand pockets
- 100% cotton Granite Cloth
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, P.O. Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
- See Waist and Inseam for Size
- Material Content: 100% Cotton
- Imported
In the box:
(1) Columbia Men's Classic Style ShortSpecs
- See Waist and Inseam for Size
- Material Content: 100% Cotton
- Imported
In the box:
(1) Columbia Men's Classic Style ShortSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 5m 42.776s
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