We'll discuss the pronunciation later.
Todd, I've got good news and I've got bad news. The good news is that the Teva party is definitely still a go! The bad news is, I misunderstood the kind of Tevas people will be wearing. It's actually Teva boots that are required, not the sandals. So, the intricate foot tattoo that you got just for this party won't be visible.
I'm sorry, Todd! I really am! I know you spent a long time designing it, and it really turned out great. Seriously, I'd be lying if I said I'd ever seen a nicer tattoo of a dragon whose fiery breath turns into a flower whose stem leads into a snake rattle which is gripping a revolver that's shooting broken hearts.
But hear me out: these Teva boots I'm wearing are actually kinda cool. What are they like? Well, they're called Jordanelle. They're waterproof and warm and lightweight. They're perfect for wet weather or Teva-themed parties.
So, c'mon man, don't be a buzz kill. Just wear some Teva boots, won't you! If you do, I promise that I'll finally clean my basement for Flip-Flop Fest IX!





Features
The Teva Jordanelle provides you with a waterproof boot that's both warm and lightweight. The 250g of low loft Thinsulate in its removable liner keeps the cold at bay and is made from synthetic materials that weigh a lot less than other winter boots. This boot compresses down to the size of a normal shoe and comes with a useful carry pouch to keep them protected and easy to store. The removable liner makes them easy to keep fresh and you can be sure in your step as the White Spider rubber sole offers a firm winter grip.
- Waterproof synthetic upper
- White Spider Rubber sole
- Nylon shank provides stability
- Seam sealed
- Removable boot liner
- 10" tall from arch
- 3M Thinsulate LiteLoft insulation
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year Teva
Specs
Women's Size | Foot Length |
5 | 8 2/3" |
5.5 | 8 6/7" |
6 | 9" |
6.5 | 9 1/4" |
7 | 9 4/9" |
7.5 | 9 2/3" |
8 | 9 5/6" |
8.5 | 10" |
9 | 10 1/4" |
9.5 | 10 1/3" |
10 | 10 3/7" |
10.5 | 10 5/8" |
11 | 10 5/6" |
11.5 | 11" |
12 | 11 2/9" |
Material Content: (upper) Synthetic Nylon / (outsole) Rubber
Imported
In the box:
(1 Pair) Teva 1005216 Women's Jordanelle Waterproof Boots - Black
Specs
Women's Size | Foot Length |
5 | 8 2/3" |
5.5 | 8 6/7" |
6 | 9" |
6.5 | 9 1/4" |
7 | 9 4/9" |
7.5 | 9 2/3" |
8 | 9 5/6" |
8.5 | 10" |
9 | 10 1/4" |
9.5 | 10 1/3" |
10 | 10 3/7" |
10.5 | 10 5/8" |
11 | 10 5/6" |
11.5 | 11" |
12 | 11 2/9" |
Material Content: (upper) Synthetic Nylon / (outsole) Rubber
Imported
In the box:
(1 Pair) Teva 1005216 Women's Jordanelle Waterproof Boots - Black
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