Warm Head, Warm Heart
Use this: during a job interview, so the interviewer doesn't see that weird "Bob Hope Shooting Lasers Out Of His Eyes" forehead tattoo.
Don't use this: in a burrito. What you're looking for are beans, not beanies.
Some skeptics wonder: whether it's healthy for hair to keep it covered all the time.
When irradiated, this product will bite you, giving you the power of: a radioactively hot head! (Maybe hot like temperature, maybe hot like sexy. We're not totally sure.)
At a karaoke bar, this product sings: "The Way It Is" by Bruce Hornsby, except instead of singing, "That's just the way it is," it sings, "Hat's just the way it is."
Features
Chaos headwear is great for all winter activities. These beanies keep your head protected from the cold weather on the slopes, in the city or on the job site.
- Three beanies included
- 100% soft acrylic texture
- Raised mini cable beanie with self-liner
- Self-liner will ensure that your head stays warm in the coldest weather
- Made in Canada
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Care Instructions:
Machine WashTumble Dry
Low Iron
Do NOT Bleach
In the box:
(3) Chaos Beanies
Specs
Care Instructions:
Machine WashTumble Dry
Low Iron
Do NOT Bleach
In the box:
(3) Chaos Beanies
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 6.005s
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