Oh my.

Don't fall for the photo, fellas. "Wanna go to my apartment and stretch your spine?" will never be a successful pick-up line.

FALSE ADVERTISING, WOOT! Your photo of the Teeter SpinalStretch seems to be saying that this back stretcher is a favorite of fit, lean twentysomething ladies who sort of look like Rashida Jones from a certain angle. DON'T BELIEVE IT, GUYS!

After approaching over 30 such ladies in public, leading to more arrests (three) than hookups (zero), I can definitively state that NO women are enticed by the possibility of lower-spine decompression, lumbar relief, and alignment of vertebrae with a stranger! Not even a handsome stranger who drives his own cherried-out 2001 Isuzu VehiCROSS and who has worked on street teams for some of the most successful independent recording artists in the Duluth hip-hop scene!

I DEMAND you take down that misleading photo and replace it with an image of an ACTUAL Teeter SpinalStretch customer! The photos I sent you would be acceptable! Yes, I HAVE done some modeling! Thank you for noticing!

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Features

Easy, Effective and Portable Back Pain Relief

SpinalStretch is an effective way to decompress the lower spine and provide an easy and quick back pain solution. Passive, user-controlled traction allows for the perfect stretch to provide relief to lumber aches and pains, rehydrate discs with vital nutrients, and reduce pressure on nerves. This simple to use tool also encourages improved alignment of lumber vertebrae and promotes improved flexibility in the lower back.

  • Provides relief to lumbar aches and pains
  • Rehydrates discs
  • Reduces pressure on nerves
  • Compact and portable
  • 100% pre-assembled, no assembly required
  • Easy to set up and use
  • Comes with a nylon travel bag

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii and APO addresses is not available for this item

Warranty: 1 Year Teeter Hang Ups

 

Specs

Dimensions: 16" x 3.5"
Weight:  4 lbs.

In the box:

(1) Teeter Hang Ups SS-1001 Spinal Stretch Back Stretcher includes:

  • Carrying Bag
  • Instructional DVD
  • User's Manual

 

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 1% one week old
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  • 77% > one year old

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Teeter Hang Ups Spinal Stretch
$39.99 Sold Out Sporting Goods
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.