Those jerky boys

Who doesn't love some jerked meat?

[THE FOLLOWING IS A TRANSCRIPT FROM SWEET BABY RAY'S FAILED 'THE JERKY BOYZ' CASSETTE TAPE, RELEASED IN 2010. THE PROJECT FAILED WHEN IT BECAME CLEAR THAT BEEF JERKY WAS INCAPABLE OF SPEECH, AND THEREFORE INCAPABLE OF "PRANKING."]

PRANK #1

VICTIM 1
Hello?

JERKY

VICTIM 1
Hello?

JERKY

VICTIM 1
Anybody there?

JERKY

VICTIM 1
OK then.

PRANK #2

VICTIM 2
Hello, Andy?

JERKY

VICTIM 2
Hello? I saw this 212 area code, and I think Andy has a 212 area code, but the caller ID didn't recognize it. Andy?

JERKY

VICTIM
Well, Andy, I can't hear you, but just tell your brother to meet me at Port Authority at 6:15. I think it's the south wing.

JERKY

PRANK #3

VICTIM 3

JERKY

VICTIM 3

JERKY

VICTIM 3

[VICTIM 3 WAS ALSO JERKY, AS IT TURNED OUT.]

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Features

Bridgford Foods was founded in 1932 by Hugh H. Bridgford. He believed that providing products of the highest quality would be the key to the company's success. More than 80 years and four generations later, his great-grandson is still using the highest quality ingredients and signature spices. Sweet Baby Ray's simply philosophy about barbecue has guided everything they do: "The Sauce is The Boss."®

  • Includes Original, Honey Chipotle, and Sweet 'N Spicy Beef Jerky
  • Good source of protein
  • Zero trans fat per serving
  • Zero saturated fat per serving
  • Mega Packs include 9 ounces
  • Made in USA

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

 

Specs

Nutrition Facts - Original
Serving Size 1 oz.(28g)  
Servings per Container 9  
  Amount % Daily Value
Calories 90  
Calories from Fat 10  
Total Fat 1g 2%
Saturated Fat 0g  
Trans Fat 0g  
Cholesterol 25mg 8%
Sodium 480mg 20%
Total Carbohydrate 6g 2%
Dietary Fiber 0g  
Sugars 6g  
Protein 11g 22%
Vitamin A   0%
Vitamin C   0%
Calcium   0%
Iron   6%
Folate   0%

Ingredients: Beef, Water, Seasoning Blend (Salt, Brown Sugar, Sugar, Mustard, Monosodium Glutamate, Dehydrated Garlic, Red Pepper, Sodium Erythorbate, Onion Powder, Spice Extractive), Brown Sugar, Sweet Baby Ray's Jerky Base (Vinegar Powder, [Dextrin, Modified Food Starch, Vinegar Solids], Tomato Powder, Pineapple Juice Powder, [Maltodextrin, Pineapple Juice], Worcestershire Sauce Powder, [Distilled Vinegar, Molasses, Corn Syrup, Salt, Caramel Color, Garlic Powder, Sugar, Spices, Tamarind, Natural Flavor and Sulfating Agents], Maltodextrin], Natural Smoke Flavor, Spices, and not more than 2% Silicon Dioxide added to prevent caking), Sodium Nitrine.

May contain wheat and soy.

 

Nutrition Facts - Honey Chipotle
Serving Size 1 oz.(28g)  
Servings per Container 9  
  Amount % Daily Value
Calories 90  
Calories from Fat 10  
Total Fat 1g 2%
Saturated Fat 0g  
Trans Fat 0g  
Cholesterol 25mg 8%
Sodium 460mg 19%
Total Carbohydrate 7 2%
Dietary Fiber 0g  
Sugars 6g  
Protein 10g 20%
Vitamin A   0%
Vitamin C   2%
Calcium   0%
Iron   6%
Folate   0%

Ingredients: Beef, Water, Seasoning Blend (Salt, Brown Sugar, Sugar, Mustard, Monosodium Glutamate, Dehydrated Garlic, Red Pepper, Sodium Erythorbate, Onion Powder, Spice Extractive), Sweet Baby Ray's Honey Chipotle Jerky Base (Honey Powder [Maltodextrin and Honey], Vinegar Powder, [Dextrin, Modified Food Starch, Vinegar Solids], Tomato Powder, Chipotle Pepper, Natural Smoke Flavor, Pineapple Juice Powder [Maltrodextrin, Pineapple Juice], Worcestershire Sauce Powder, [Distilled Vinegar, Molasses, Corn Syrup, Salt, Caramel Color, Garlic Powder, Sugar, Spices, Tamarind, Natural Flavor and Sulfating Agents], Maltodextrin, Spices, Grill Flavor (from Vegetable Oil], and not more than 2% Sodium Dioxide added to prevent caking), Ground Black Pepper, Sodium Nitrine.

May contain wheat and soy.

 

Nutrition Facts - Sweet 'N Spicy
Serving Size 1 oz.(28g)  
Servings per Container 9  
  Amount % Daily Value
Calories 90  
Calories from Fat 10  
Total Fat 1g 2%
Saturated Fat 0g  
Trans Fat 0g  
Cholesterol 25mg 8%
Sodium 480mg 20%
Total Carbohydrate 6g 2%
Dietary Fiber 0g  
Sugars 6g  
Protein 11g 22%
Vitamin A   0%
Vitamin C   0%
Calcium   0%
Iron   6%
Folate   0%

Ingredients: Beef, Water, Seasoning Blend (Salt, Brown Sugar, Sugar, Mustard, Monosodium Glutamate, Dehydrated Garlic, Red Pepper, Sodium Erythorbate, Onion Powder, Spice Extractive), Brown Sugar, Sweet Baby Ray's Jerky Base (Vinegar Powder, [Dextrin, Modified Food Starch, Vinegar Solids], Tomato Powder, Pineapple Juice Powder, [Maltodextrin, Pineapple Juice], Worcestershire Sauce Powder, [Distilled Vinegar, Molasses, Corn Syrup, Salt, Caramel Color, Garlic Powder, Sugar, Spices, Tamarind, Natural Flavor and Sulfating Agents], Maltodextrin), Natural Smoke Flavor, Spices, and not more than 2% Silicon Dioxide added to prevent caking), Red Pepper, Sodium Nitrine.

May contain wheat and soy.

Expires: Feb, 2015 or later

In the box:

(1) Bridgford Sweet Baby Ray's Beef Jerky 3-Pack includes:

  • (1) Original Beef Jerky Mega Pack, 9 oz.
  • (1) Honey Chipotle Beef Jerky Mega Pack, 9 oz.
  • (1) Sweet 'N Spicy Beef Jerky Mega Pack, 9 oz.

 

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 69% bought 1
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