Watch for stings.
Zero tension. So be sure to wear them when you go home for the holidays.
Use this: For your annual Risky Business dramatization. It's definitely kind of weird that you're still doing that, btw.
Don't use this: Rectally.
On this product's car, there is a bumper sticker that reads: "If one more person sings 'The Future's so Bright' at me ..."
Rejected Names for this Product Include: Ocular Equestrian Blinders for Humans and Snowmen.
Benjamin Franklin said of this: Put these on, English. You'll look like a cool dude.















Features
The Stingrey Polarized Sunglasses have a tradition fit and feature FLX-T Technology. This technology has fewer pressure points therefore providing zero tension. You will not get a headache even after several hours of wearing these extremely flexible, ultra-lightweight glasses.
- Polarized lenses
- Reduced glare
- Aerodynamic shatter-resistant lens
- Memory technology helps the sunglass keep its shape
- Long-lasting wear without pinching
- Lightweight
- 100% UV protection
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Stingrey
Specs
In the box:
(1) Stingrey Polarized Sunglasses
Specs
In the box:
(1) Stingrey Polarized Sunglasses
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