You might think you're original for coming up with some kind of clever pun based on the name "Sheets Energy Strips," but we assure you they're way ahead of you. Yeah. They did that. On purpose. They looked at their product, a brightly-colored, sweet-tasting, totally-not-at-all-marketed-to-children-because-that-would-be-dangerous energy strip and said, "Hey. How can we get people to associate this with feces?" Thus, the "I take a sheet" campaign was born!
But hey, who cares about puns? After all, you're not interested in hearing us wax rhapsodic about sheeting the bed or how company co-owner LeBron James is already known for taking a huge sheet in the fourth quarter of most big games. You don't need yet another joke about how you'll feel like sheet without these or how you're too old for this sheet. You don't care about how these are "the sheet" or how you'll feel so healthy you totally won't "eat sheet and die."
All you really need to know is if they work. So you can go ask a "scientist" and get some kind of gobbledy gook answer that won't make any sense and DEFINITELY won't give you energy, or you can ask Serena Williams and LeBron James, who co-own the company that makes the stuff. Has Serena Williams ever lied to you? Didn't think so. And she's pretty hot sheet.
Cinnamon Rush
Berry Blast
Energy Sheets® contain the essential ingredients you need to get a quick energy burst without the sugar crash. Energy Sheets are paper-thin, individually wrapped pocket-sized strips. No cans. No bottles. Simply place on tongue and your problem dissolves. How? Sheets® are packed with nutrients/vitamins and other active ingredients that, when placed on tongue, will begin to dissolve allowing for easy digestion.
Recommended Use: Place on tongue. Take 1-3 sheets for desired energy level. Do NOT exceed 4 sheets in any 3-hour period. Dissolves fast for easy swallowing. A serving of Sheets® contains caffeine comparable to a cup of the leading premium coffee.
Caution: In some people, caffeine may cause nervousness, sleepiness, and occasional rapid heartbeat. Please do not consume caffeine while pregnant, nursing, or if you are under 12 years of age.
| Serving Size | 2 Strips |
| Vitamin E Acetate | 12mg ~ 80% |
| Vitamin B6 | 4mg ~ 240% |
| Vitamin B12 | 12mcg ~ 500% |
| Biotin | 60mcg ~ 200% |
| Pantothenic Acid (Vitamin B5) | 10mg ~ 200% |
| Caffeine Anhydrous | 100mg |
Berry Blast Ingredients: Malodextrin, Pullulan, Hypromellos, Glycerin, Natural/Artifical Flavor(s), Propylene Glycol and Natural Flavors, Xylitol, Ethyl Cellulose, Sucralose, Polysorbate 80, Artifical Flavoring (N, 2,3-Trimethyl-2-isopropyl Butanamide), Citric Acid, FD&C Red #40, FD&C Blue #1
| Serving Size | 2 Strips |
| Vitamin E Acetate | 12mg ~ 80% |
| Vitamin B6 | 4mg ~ 240% |
| Vitamin B12 | 12mcg ~ 500% |
| Biotin | 60mcg ~ 200% |
| Pantothenic Acid (Vitamin B5) | 10mg ~ 200% |
| Caffeine Anhydrous | 100mg |
Cinnamon Rush Ingredients: Malodextrin, Pullulan, Hypromellos, Glycerin, Natural/Artifical Flavor(s), Ethylcellulose, Sucralose, Xylitol, Polysorbate 80, Propylene Glycol and Natural Flavors, Artifical Flavoring (N, 2,3-Trimethyl-2-Isopropyl Butanamide), FD&C Red #40
Expiration: November 2012
In the box:
(Your Choice of Flavor)
(120) Energy Sheets - 30 packs of 4 each
| 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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