The only thing standing between you and the girl you like is the courage to tell her how you feel. Well, that, and a 2-foot thick brick wall. Be a man! Drink some protein powder and tear the wall down with your bare hands! Bust in there and tell her how much you like her!! Have an honest conversation with her about your feelings!! Be a man and own up to your true emotions for once in your life!!! Bust through the window of a therapist’s office and talk through some of your issues. It’s ok to cry if you cry in a fit of RAGE and POWER. Drink some more protein powder!!! Develop amazing core strength but also amazing emotional strength. Get your own daytime tv talk show and council other people on their problems, then smash all the chintzy tv set furniture. DRINK SOME MORE PROTEIN POWDER!!! Get stronger and destroy everything in sight*, but build an emotional base that is much more important. YOUR FUTURE EMOTIONAL HEALTH DEPENDS ON PROTEIN POWDER**!!!
*Please take caution when destroying everything in sight.
**Protein powder probably has no proven effects on your emotional well-being.
Features
Plant-based muscle protein is a natural, plant-based protein supplement that combines the wholesome protein sources of offered by mother nature into a smooth, delicious, and nutrient-dense super food. Ideal alternative for those with gastrointestinal sensitivities to milk, whey, soy or other protein sources. Fortified with Artichoke Powder, Barley Grass & Spirulina as well as an Enzyme blend.
- ALL 24 grams of protein are derived from wholesome plant & seeds sources
- Fast absorbing, high biological value & protein efficiency
- Helps improve immune system, overall health and athletic performance
- Helps promote lean muscle formation
- Suitable for vegetarian and vegan diets
- Easy digestion, incredible taste
- Sweetened with Stevia
- NO ADDED SUGAR, NO FILLERS, NO PRESERVATIVES
- NO ASPARTAME, NO ACE K, NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS, FLAVORS NOR COLORS
- 30 servings, 2.12 lbs.
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, P.O. Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Serving Size: 32g | Servings per Container: 30 | |
Ingredients | Amount Per Serving | %DV |
Calories | 134 | |
Calories from Fat | 18 | |
Total Fat | 2g | 3% |
Saturated Fat | 0g | 0% |
Trans Fat | 0g | 0% |
Cholesterol | 0g | 0% |
Sodium | 290mg | 8% |
Total Carbs | 5g | 1% |
Dietary Fiber | 1g | 4% |
Sugars | 2g (naturally occurring) | * |
Potassium | 50mg | 2% |
PROTEIN | 24g | 48% |
Ingredients: Vegan Protein Blend (Pea Protein Isolate, Pumpkin Seeds Protein, Brown Rice Protein, Hemp Protein, Chia Seeds Protein, Quinoa Protein, Flaxseeds, {milled}), Greens Blend (Artichoke Protein, Barley Grass Powder, Spirulina Powder), Tumeric Root Extract Powder, Enzyme Blend (Bromelain, Amylase, Lipase), Xylitol, Glycine, Natural Flavors, Stevia.
24g Protein | 100% Vegan | 30 Servings | Greens & Enzyme Blend | Sweetened with Stevia | Aspartame & Ace K Free
EXP: 1/2019
In the box:
- Muscle Food Labs Plant-Based Proteins
Specs
Serving Size: 32g | Servings per Container: 30 | |
Ingredients | Amount Per Serving | %DV |
Calories | 134 | |
Calories from Fat | 18 | |
Total Fat | 2g | 3% |
Saturated Fat | 0g | 0% |
Trans Fat | 0g | 0% |
Cholesterol | 0g | 0% |
Sodium | 290mg | 8% |
Total Carbs | 5g | 1% |
Dietary Fiber | 1g | 4% |
Sugars | 2g (naturally occurring) | * |
Potassium | 50mg | 2% |
PROTEIN | 24g | 48% |
Ingredients: Vegan Protein Blend (Pea Protein Isolate, Pumpkin Seeds Protein, Brown Rice Protein, Hemp Protein, Chia Seeds Protein, Quinoa Protein, Flaxseeds, {milled}), Greens Blend (Artichoke Protein, Barley Grass Powder, Spirulina Powder), Tumeric Root Extract Powder, Enzyme Blend (Bromelain, Amylase, Lipase), Xylitol, Glycine, Natural Flavors, Stevia.
24g Protein | 100% Vegan | 30 Servings | Greens & Enzyme Blend | Sweetened with Stevia | Aspartame & Ace K Free
EXP: 1/2019
In the box:
- Muscle Food Labs Plant-Based Proteins
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