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Harness the power of mitosis to realize your financial dreams! 

Listen up: If you're serious about saving money for the future, there's only one place you need to put it. No, it's not a money market account, an age-graded index fund, or a 401(k)--it's a JanSport Katahdin 50L Backpack full of brewer's yeast and warm water. 

Those overstuffed financial "experts" will tell you that compound interest, applied to growing savings over time, will eventually grow your money. But here's the secret they don't want you to know: Your money will grow like gangbusters if you suffuse it with a rich microbial culture. 

The Katahdin is the ideal backpack for your savings. Not only does it have a huge 50 liter capacity for your swelling funds, it's also hydration-ready. That means you can load it up with water for the week and let your funds grow! 

Best of all, the Katahdin doesn't break the bank, so you'll have plenty of cash left over upon which to generate a huge mold growth. So forget about Roth IRAs, "conscious spending" plans, and other financial-advisor legerdemain. Grow your money the old-fashioned way: by fermenting it in a bag. 

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Features

The JanSport Katahdin 50L backpack is constructed from durable polyester fabric and features a multi-compartment design with plenty of storage for all of your gear for a long day hike or an overnight camping trip. This backpack has a hydration sleeve with clip and port, a tube management system on the shoulder strap, and a large top-loading main compartment for all of your bulky gear. This pack has a zippered sleeping bag compartment, a front stash pocket with a daisy chain, dual water bottle pockets, and dual gear loops. A fully padded EVA back panel, a sternum strap, and a padded hipbelt offer comfort for all day use.

  • Padded low profile shoulder straps with hydration tube management
  • Fully padded EVA back panel
  • Large top-loading main compartment with compression lid
  • Breathable, perforated EVA padded hipbelt
  • Zippered sleeping bag compartment
  • Dual side compression straps help manage the load
  • Dual gear loops
  • Front stash pocket with daisy chain
  • Hydration sleeve with clip and port
  • Dual water bottle pockets
  • Sternum strap
  • Web haul handle

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: Lifetime JanSport

Specs

Dimensions 29.5" x 14.5" x 9"
Weight 2 lbs, 1 oz
Material 600 Denier Poly
Linear Inches 53"
Torso Fit 17"-18"

In the box:

(1) JanSport T08G7CQ Katahdin 50-Liter Backpack

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JanSport Katahdin 50L Backpack
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