Cold people unite!

You know who you are. While your coworkers, friends and loved ones are complaining that the heat is up too high and the room is too warm, you're in the corner shivering silently beneath layers of sweaters and jackets.

It doesn't matter what time of year it is or what the weather is like- you're always cold. You're cold when you wake up in the morning and you're cold when you go to sleep at night. Your fingers are perpetual icicles, your nose is is like someone glued an ice cube to your face, and let's not even talk about the state of your toes.

"Put a jacket on," they'll tell you. "Just bring a sweater," they'll say. They don't understand. The cold runs deeper than that. The cold is inside you. The cold cannot be tamed.

Think of the ways your life would change if you weren't so cold all the time. Think of how it would feel to live a day without shivering or sneezing. Think of how much faster you could type if your hands weren't so cold that they were physically numb for hours at a time.

Cold people, I implore you to rise up in unison and demand what is rightfully yours: warmth. Raise an icy fist to the sky! Defrost your frozen limbs and rise to the ranks of those who are comfortable in "room" temperature!

The revolution of warmth is upon us! And the revolution begins with our hands.

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