Grin and Bear It

You'll make quite the Parang together! 

Use this: in the hopes that someone will see that it says Bear Grylls and think that you're Bear Grylls! 

Don't use this: to make curry. The curry one is Panang. A Parang is like a small machete. 

In 99.9% of uses, this doesn't: sneak out in the middle of the night and trim your bushes into several giant models of itself.

If this were a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: "Aww gee! I hope I make the cut!"

The experts say: that it would be great if bushes and trees moved out of our way, but until they learn to respect us, we must use force.

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Features

The Bear Grylls Compact Parang is a modern version of the traditional jungle tribesmen's machete in a convenient size. Its blade makes short work of branches and vines. This Parang features an angled blade, ideal for clearing brush or limbs. Robust high carbon steel blade enhances strength, offers corrosion resistance, and is easy to sharpen. Full tang construction boosts durability. Ergonomic textured rubber grip maximizes comfort and reduces slippage. Lanyard cord, acts as guard, enhancing grip security. Nylon sheath, lightweight, military grade, mildew resistant. Includes land to air rescue and SOS instructions. Priorities of survival, pocket guide contains Bear's survival essentials.

  • Full tang, high carbon stainless steel blade
  • Corrosion resistant
  • Easy to sharpen
  • Ergonomic textured rubber grip handle with lanyard cord
  • Nylon sheath included
  • 15-Inch overall length, with 9.3-Inch blade length

 

 
Shipping Restrictions Apply

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states. However, due to local New York restrictions, we are unable to ship this product to certain Zip Codes. Please see a list of the restricted Zip Codes here.

Please check your local laws for any other possible shipping restrictions. Buyer and user should conform to all laws governing the use and ownership of this knife.


Warranty: Limited Lifetime Gerber

Specs

 
Shipping Restrictions Apply

Buyer and user should conform to all laws governing the use and ownership of this knife.

 

Dimensions 15" x 2.25"
Weight 13.6 oz.
Material 1055 Carbon Steel

In the box:

(1) Gerber 31-002072 Bear Grylls Compact Parang Knife includes:

  • Protective Sheath
  • Wrist Lanyard
  • Bear Grylls Priorities of Survival Pocket Guide

Sales Stats

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1m 48.222s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 74% bought 1
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Gerber Bear Grylls Compact Parang Knife
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