Hey, y'all! It's a Sport.Woot, Woot-Off! And not just any Sport.Woot Woot-Off! This one's REALLY important. Because the world's going to end soon, so this is your last chance to buy some fun stuff.

Think about it: if the Mayans were right, then come the 21st of December, there's not going to be time for fun and games. The only sport you'll be playing will be survival. And it won't be a game. It'll be your life. And it won't be much of a life. It'll just be survival. And you'll be lucky if you survive. But maybe even luckier if you don't survive.

Have we made ourselves clear? GOOD! NOW BUY SOME STUFF! ^_^

Back to the Woot-Off!