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Features

Fish Tale hired a master craftsman to carve an exquisite marlin specimen. Then it was molded and cast so its fine details are properly shown. And since tall tales, fishing and beverages go so well together, they put the marlin bottle opener on a heavy weight card with a warning to the user, "Caution: Use of opener may lead to exaggerated fishing stories." Perfect gift for anyone who appreciates the magic of fishing and the tales that go with it. Or for that matter, anyone who needs a nice bass fish bottle opener for their bar or kitchen.

  • Cast metal with bronze finish
  • Realistic marlin casting
  • Packaged on a thick gift card stating "Caution: Use of opener leads to exaggerated fishing stories"
  • Perfect gift for the marlin lover

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Dimensions: 7.5" L x 3" W 

In the box:

(1) Fish Tale Bottle Opener - Marlin

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Fish Tale Bottle Opener - Marlin
$7.99 Sold Out Sporting Goods
$7.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.