Survival of the ... Meh

Some of the stuff you need to survive the zombie apocalypse. You know, if you even wanna.

In my humble opinion, survival preparedness is overrated. I've seen The Walking Dead and it doesn't look like much fun. Why would I fight to stay alive when every corner turned is the potential to be disemboweled and feasted upon? And even if you're faster or stronger than the zombies, you still have to be around a lot of blood and guts and brains and stuff. Ew. I don't even like it when I have to touch the wetness on the paper towel dispenser after I've washed my hands in a public restroom. You think I'm going to proactively stab a lumbering, rotting corpse through his gross, decaying eye hole? Think again.

Honestly, I'd just rather get taken out in the first round. But I know there are some of you who are staunch survivalists. So go ahead and buy a few of these bugout bag starter kits and start stockpiling food, water and stabbing instruments to your heart's content. And if the time comes and you change your mind, I'll be over here, teetering ever-so-close to the roof ledge of this very tall building. You're welcome to join me, or even give me a little push if you want.

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Features

This Bugout Bag Starter Kit includes all of the following:

 

Kelty Kite 25 Woot! Backpack

Simplicity is the name of the game with the Kelty Kite. Streamlined for convenience, this pack is made for short hikes and adventures around town, offering you all the features you need… and none you don’t.  Emblazoned with Woot! logo. Available in green or curry.

  • Packbag:
    - Panel loading
    - Ice-axe loop
    - Daisy Chain
    - Zippered stash pocket
    - Large front pocket with organization
    - Large interior pocket with sleeve
    - Key fob
    - Carry handle
  • Suspension:
    - Padded shoulder straps
    - Ventilating back panel
    - Waist and chest straps

Warranty: Limited Lifetime Kelty

 

Gerber AO F.A.S.T. 3.0 Pocket Knife

The Gerber AO F.A.S.T. 3.0 boasts a rugged design and easy attachment options thanks to the handy carabiner and pocket clips. This partially serrated folding knife features a 5 3/8 closed sidelock and 2 3/4" stainless blade with thumb slot.

  • Partially Serrated Knife
  • Forward Action Spring Technology
  • Assisted opening
  • 2 3/4" stainless partially serrated blade
  • Gray aluminum handles with black TacHide™ inlay
  • Integrated bottle opener
  • Carabiner clip, lanyard slot and stainless pocket clip

Warranty: Lifetime Gerber

 

Life + Gear 300 Lumen Flashlight 2-Pack

Life + Gear 300 Lumen Flashlight features lightweight aluminum construction, light touch switch and an IPX4 waterproof rating. Three modes include high, low, and strobe.

  • CREE 300 lumen (high) / 100 lumens (low)
  • 290 meter beam distance on high / 108 meter beam distance on low
  • 1 hour 45 minute runtime on high / 5 hour 30 minute runtime on low
  • Requires (3) AAA batteries, NOT included
  • IPX4 water resistance
  • TWO flashlights included

Warranty: 3 Year Life + Gear

 

Outdoor Products Water Bottle Holder w/ Carabiner

The Outdoor Products Water Bottle Holder wtih Carabiner fits a wide variety of 16-ounce bottles and elastic straps keeps the bottle in place.

  • Holds 16 oz bottles
  • Included carabiner to attach to pack, bag, or just about anything

Warranty: Limited Lifetime Outdoor Products

 

Outdoor Products Ultimate Compressor Sack

Organize small items and valuable accessories inside your backpack or gear bag with the Outdoor Products Ultimate Compressor Sack. Made from soft and flexible nylon fabric with a watertight polyurethane coating, double stitched watertight seams that are taped and sealed for added protection, and a watertight roll down closure that keeps your items safe and dry inside. This compressor sack is extremely lightweight and has a compact design that offers storage for valuable items that you want to protect from splashes or wet weather.

  • Super compact and ultra lightweight
  • Watertight roll top closure
  • Valve purges excess air for compact gear storage
  • Seams are double stitched, watertight and taped sealed
  • Watertight polyurethane coating  is soft and flexible

Warranty: Limited Lifetime Outdoor Products

 

SIGG Wuthering Polka Brown Bottle

It all started with a simple hiker's bottle. Today, the SIGG bottle has acquired cult status. Swiss precision, design and craftsmanship goes into every bottle. Extruded from a single piece of pure aluminum, this bottle has no seams ensuring leak-proof performance and virtually unbreakable properties. The proprietary SIGG bottle liner is taste neutral and resistant to fruit acids and isotonic drinks, guaranteeing easy cleaning and no taste transfer. This special, baked-on inner liner is a water-based epoxy resin exceeding FDA requirements and independently tested to prove zero percent leaching. The liner is flexible and crack resistant even if the bottle is dented.

  • Holds 20 ounces / 0.6 liter
  • Leak-proof
  • Virtually unbreakable
  • No leaching liner
  • Liner is resistant to fruit acids and isotonic drinks
  • Solvent-free, powder base coated exterior
  • Closure is easy to operate, leak-proof and interchangeable with any SIGG bottle
  • Independently tested to prove 0% leaching

Warranty: 1 Year SIGG

 

Stanley Adventure Collapsible Bottle

This packable bottle compresses down when empty to save space.

  • Holds up to 24 oz. when expanded and 11 oz. when compressed
  • Threaded wide-mouth opening fits standard water purifiers
  • Fixed grab handle
  • Tough BPA-free plastic
  • For cold beverages only
  • Dishwasher safe

Warranty: Lifetime Stanley

 

5-in-1 Emergency Whistle

Great for auto emergencies or outdoor survival

  • Signal whistle
  • Waterproof match container (matches NOT included)
  • Compass with luminous dial
  • Signal mirror
  • Flint fire starter
  • Includes lanyard

Warranty: Limited Lifetime Outdoor Products

 

Outdoor Products S-Clip Carabiner 2-Pack

  • Includes 2 carabiners
  • 2.3 inch by 1.5 inch

Warranty: Limited Lifetime Outdoor Products

 

Shipping Restrictions Apply

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states. However, due to local New York restrictions, we are unable to ship this product to certain Zip Codes. Please see a list of the restricted Zip Codes here.

 

 

 

Specs

Kelty Kite 25 Backpack
Length 19"
Width 12"
Depth 12"
Volume 1500 in3
Weight 1 lb. 2 oz.
Suspension One Size
Torso Fit Range One Size
Body Fabric 420D Polyester Ball Shadow
Reinforcement Fabric 450D Polyester Oxford

 

Gerber AO F.A.S.T. 3.0 Pocket Knife
Open Length 8.2"
Blade Length 2.9"
Close Length 5.3"
Weight 4.91 oz.
Handle Material TacHide
Country of Origin China

 

Life + Gear 300 Lumen Flashlight
Length 5"
Handle Diameter 1"
Light Diameter 1.375"

 

Outdoor Products Ultimate Compressor Sack
Dimensions 20.5" x 10.5"
Weight 3.5 oz.
Capacity 305 cu. in.
Material Nylon with polyurethane coating

 

SIGG Bottle
Weight 0.6 lbs.
Length 8.5"
Width 2.83"
Height 2.76"

 

Stanley Adventure Collapsible Bottle
Expanded Capacity 24 oz.
Collapsed Capacity 11 oz.

 

In the box:

(1) Bugout Bag Starter Kit includes:

  • (1) Kelty Kite 25 Backpack
  • (1) Gerber 31-000516 F.A.S.T. 3.0 A/O Partially Serrated Knife
  • (2) Life + Gear 300 Lumen Flashlights with Wrist Lanyards
  • (1) Outdoor Products Water Bottle Holder w/ Carabiner
  • (1) Outdoor Products Ultimate Compressor Sack
  • (1) SIGG 8265.30 Wuthering Polka Brown Bottle
  • (1) Stanley Adventure Collapsible Bottle, 24 oz.
  • (1) 5-in-1 Emergency Whistle
  • (2) Outdoor Products S-Clip Carabiners

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