Because Sharing A Public Tower Is Gross

Turn your body into an eyeful tower.

Use this: for over 20 exercises from planks to pull-ups to squats, none of which require you to wipe off a damn thing afterward because it all happens in YOUR HOUSE amirite?

Don't use this: to do throw-offs, knee twists, or pludds, because those aren't real exercises.

At a karaoke bar, this always sings: Leonard Cohen's "Tower of Song," which makes it really annoying to do karaoke with because you spend the whole night driving around trying to find a bar that has that song and eventually you just go home and go to bed without singing anything.

An actual Amazon review of this product says: "I haven't actually worked out with it yet, even though I have had it for a month, but two days ago it came into the house and made me breakfast. Then, it crawled into my bed that night and...well, you know...let's just say it knows what daddy likes."

No, seriously, you guys: that's a real Amazon customer review.

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For more than 20 years, Bowflex has helped people achieve amazing results. The patented technology of the BodyTower provides smooth, consistent resistance through the entire range of motion, a principal ingredient in developing lean, strong muscle. Bowflex's SpiraFlex resistance technology is so good, it's even used by Astronauts at the International Space Station.

  • Easily supports at-home exercises such as: push-ups, sit-ups, squats, planks, pull-ups, chin-ups, knee/leg raises, dips, and more
  • Stable, commercial-grade steel frame
  • Includes handgrips, sling straps, cushioned back pad, heavy-duty steel tubing, workout placard, and access to online exercise demonstrations
  • Compact design for easy storage and maneuverability
  • EZ-adjust horizontal bars allow for 20+ exercises and various levels of intensity

Shipping Note: Due to the size of this item, shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, post office boxes or APO addresses is not available. A physical street address and phone number are required to schedule a delivery appointment to the first point of cover (e.g. patio, garage).

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty




Dimensions 50" W x 77" H x 50" D
Weight 120 lbs.
Maximum User Weight 300 lbs.

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Bowflex BodyTower
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