A Woot Classic Moment

We’re too caught up in the frenzied celebration of our 10th birthday to write about today's product. Check out this refurbi- uh, classic write-up.

Spiritual Guidance (March 13th, 2007):

Nobody livens up a bar like the Booze Guru. Every tavern’s got one: a rotgut raconteur who can opine on which Austrian lager is the smoothest, spin a ribald yarn about the sheep who ordered a martini, referee a spirited round of Quarters, and raise a toast in flawless Irish Gaelic, all in one toxic breath. When he’s bellied up to the bar, this guy (and it’s always a guy) is surrounded by pals and chums, greedily sucking down his joie de vivre. But his firewater friends don’t know about all the hard living behind this walking boozeopedia: the lost weekends, the battered liver, the busted blood vessels, the lonely Wednesday afternoons spent rooted to an indifferent barstool.

Now you can learn the Booze Guru’s secrets without stumbling a mile in his shoes. With a few pushes of a button, Excalibur’s Beer Master and Wine Master doohickeys impart a wealth of alcohol-soaked wisdom and lore. The Beer Master Special Edition BC1012 includes ratings for more than 1,500 beers, along with drinking games, jokes, hangover tips, and food pairing advice. If your thirsty wanderings take you beyond your corner watering hole, the Beer Master offers toasts in 47 languages, phone numbers for cab service in major cities, and locations of important breweries around the world.

When you want to roll a little classier, the Wine Master Special Edition BC1011 contains ratings and reviews of some 10,000 wines from Wine Enthusiast Magazine, easily sortable by winery, type, varietal, country, rating, or price. And that’s along with food pairings, a wine glossary, and other fundamental lessons in oenophilia. Is that a sommelier in your pocket, or are you just glad to see the Wine Master?

"But (hic) wait," you slur, "Won’t I look like a tremendous dork on St. Patrick's Day, fiddling around with a little electronic gizmo in a bar?" Yes, but don’t worry. As the night goes on, your fellow patrons won't be in any condition to notice. And thanks to the Beer Master and the Wine Master, neither will you.

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The Bayou Fitness Total Trainer® is a safe, easy, and effective way to get into great shape, all in the privacy of your own home. Just 20 to 30 minutes a day, 3-5 times per week, will give you the results you have always wanted.

  • Fully Assembled
  • 10 levels of resistance
  • 14" x 42" glide board
  • Super Tuff Roller and Axle System
  • Lift 4% - 69% of your body weight
  • Deluxe 2-inch double stitched box cushion
  • Sit-up cuff strap
  • Power Weight Bar for adding free weights
  • Pull-up Push-up Bar
  • Heavy Duty Squat Board
  • Independent twin handles
  • Dual Leg Cuffs
  • 3 & 4 Point Pulley System
  • Dual Side Glide Board Pulleys
  • Strength Training DVD
  • Four program cards
  • Oversized castors for easy transport
  • Folds & rolls for easy storage

Deluxe 2" Double Stitched Box Cushion
The cushion has been upgraded with a Top Grade, High Density Foam. Bayou Total Trainer® cushions are a full 2" thick. Many exercises are performed with your knees on the cushion. The thicker cushion will help prevent bruising to the knees.

Higher Level of Resistance
Bayou's DLX has 10 FULL levels of resistance that will push your workout to the max. The resistance rail is 44" high. At level 10, the maximum resistance level, you will be lifting 69% of your body weight before adding additional weight to the Power Bar.

14 Custom Programs
You can be your own personal trainer. Each Total Trainer® comes with exercise cards that allow you to personalize and track your training program. You select the programs that meet your needs... from the Warm-up/Cool Down Program to the Total Body Circuit Program.

Folds and Rolls
Total Trainer® easily folds up in a matter of seconds and rolls for trouble free storage.


Included accessories:

This attachment is used for an assortment of upper body exercises including: pull-ups, chin-ups, shoulder press, behind neck press and push-ups.

The power bar allows you to add standard free weights to the Total Trainer®. Advanced users often add weight to increase the resistance while performing exercises such as leg squats, calf raises, etc.

The sit-up cuff strap has been lengthened to accommodate a larger shoe size.

This upgraded attachment is for leg squats, calf raises and many other exercises.

The independent twin handles included.

Testing has shown that the safest and quickest way to reshape and define your hips, thighs and buttocks is by concentrating on one muscle group at a time.


Shipping Note: Due to the size of this item, shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, post office boxes or APO addresses is not available. A physical street address and phone number are required to schedule a delivery appointment to the first point of cover (e.g. patio, garage).

Warranty: 1 Year Bayou Fitness





Glide Board 14" x 42"
Weight Capacity 385 lbs.
Maximum User Height 6' 2"
Shipping Weight 93 lbs.
Folding Dimensions 20" L x 14" W x 46" H
Open Dimensions 20" L x 86" W x 44" H

In the box:

(1) Bayou Fitness 3800-LX Total Trainer Home Gym includes:

  • Strength Training DVD
  • Pull-Up Push-Up Bar
  • Power Bar
  • Sit-Up Cuff Strap
  • Leg Press Board
  • (2) Handles
  • (2) Leg Cuffs
  • (4) Program Cards
  • Instructional Manual and Guide

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