Listen up and read this before you compulsively click "I Want One" 

THIS IS NOT A BAG OF CRAP, it's a Backpack of Crap! It shares certain elements with the former, but is different in important ways. Think of it as Jim Belushi to the BOC's John Belushi, or Frasier to the BOC's Cheers. Or 98 Degrees to the BOC's Backstreet Boys. 

Here's the deal: 

• Each order will contain one backpack (it's a nice hiking day-pack, not one of those crappy bags with string you get for free at the fair) and at least three other random sporting good items. 
• The products in the photo are merely illustrative. You might get some of that stuff, you might not. 
• The items will ship separately from one another so you'll experience the thrill of opening boxes containing random crap several times. You'll only get one tracking number, but several packages are on the way.  
• The total value of the items will definitely exceed the price (even just the backpack is worth more than $15). However, the philosophical notion of "value" is fraught, and not something we wish to wade into. 
• Every purchaser must place their hand upon their heart and repeat this solemn vow: "I just bought something online with 'crap' in the title. I will, therefore, endeavor to find joy in receiving several items that Woot couldn't manage to sell otherwise, and suppress my curmudgeonly urges."  

We love hooking y'all up with our coveted Bags of Crap, and we're looking for ways to provide them in such a way that doesn't sell out in approximately 0.0000001 seconds. We hope this is a refreshing change of pace, and we encourage any feedback (positive or negative) in the forums. Let us know how it turns out so we can be awesomer next time! 

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