DII Patriotic Stripes Tabletcloth

I fully admit my bias; there are lots of synthetic fabrics that have properties similar to natural fibers. These aren't. They feel like plastic and they clean your hands like a sheet of saran wrap. Great look, nothing is ever going to stain them because will absolutely absorb nothing, and remove almost nothing. Eating some Cheetos at the picnic? Yeah, these are going to do absolutely nothing for you. Spill a drink, don't worry, they won't help contain it or clean it up. But they will absolutely look good on the table until the end of time. Just don't expect much useful from them.