The Great Out-Of-Doors

Don't be daunted by the great outdoors. Yes, you do have to get out of your front door to experience them, but that's not as difficult as it sounds. Here's our foolproof guide: (1) Wipe your bedewed palm on your pants to achive maximum friction, (2) grasp the door handle, (3) turn the door handle, (4) open. You're outdoors! 

Ends on January 8 at 9AM CT

About The Outdoors

That's where danger lies. Venture thence only if you command doughtiness of spirit. Or if you don't mind a few mosquito bites.