Sled it snow, sled it snow!
You know what stinks about snow? It's so slippery. But you know what's awesome about snow? It's SOOOO slippery!!! And that means, with only a sled and a little help from gravity, you can achieve speeds unimaginable. Gravity is available for free anywhere there's a hill. Sleds, on the other hand, you gotta buy. FROM US!