You're never going to fly. Bullets will never bounce off your chest. You'll never lift an ocean liner, or outrun a train, or burrow to the Earth's core. But super-vision? That one's within reach. These binoculars and scopes might not see through walls, but they do give you the eyes of a superhero.
Ends on April 12 at 12PM CT
The best thing about them is putting some shoe polish on the eyepiece, so the next guy who uses them gets a black eye or two. But they're also pretty good for, you know, looking at things or whatever.