“These OGIO bags are for everyone!” “For me?” “For you!” “And me?” “You too!” “As a gift?” “Why not?” “Are there many?” “Lots and lots?” “Can I buy one for my good wife Sherry?” “That would make her very merry!” Can I buy one for my friend Diane?” “No, Diane sucks, don’t give her a bag, you’ll just encourage her bad behavior.” “But you said everyone.” “Everyone but Dianne.”