We were stranded, so we went to a nearby home. A man opened the door. "Can we stay here?" We asked. "Sure," he said, "but only if you don't sleep with my MusclePharm." We laughed. Why would we sleep with MusclePharm? But quickly our temptation grew, so we caved and slept with a jug of MusclePharm. The next morning, the man chased us away. But we kept our MusclePharm!