Oh, you ladies want to play golf? That's adorable! Well, first you'll need some some clubs - that's right, the sticks you hit the round things with. Speaking of which, did you forget to bring balls, silly? Well don't worry, we've got some pink ones designed for your weaker, feminine arms! Add on an easy-to-carry bag, and you're all set! Just let the men play through first, alright hon- OW! Hey! Stop! That hurts!