WARNING: THINGS IN THESE BINOCULARS MAY APPEAR CLOSER THAN THEY ARE. THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING AT THEM THROUGH BINOCULARS. AND THAT'S LIKE THE WHOLE POINT OF BINOCULARS: TO SEE FAR AWAY STUFF. WE DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE ISSUING THIS WARNING, OR WHY WE'RE USING ALL CAPS.
Ends on February 8 at 12PM CT
Bicycles used to be binoculars, because you could use them to get a closer view of stuff that's far away. By riding towards the thing you were looking at. It wasn't the same at all.