Cardio Equipment: You Don't Even Lift, Bro
Bro, are you KIDDING me right now? Oats? Squats? Nah, bro. You need to hop on a bike and pedal those pounds off. Couple hours a day, run a -1400 caloric deficit, and you'll be GOLDEN, bro. Trust me. I mean, I don't do that stuff, but I read a book that says you should.