Enjoyed By Humans And Bananas Alike
Finally, a bed for the giant bananas of the world.
Being a giant, human-sized, living, breathing, walking, talking banana has its drawbacks.
At times it can be fun. People like saying hi to the giant banana walking down the street, and they buy me drinks and meals (yes, I eat and drink), but when I try to go to sleep, I can never find a comfortable place to lie down and catch a wink. Until now. So thank you, Yukon Outfitters, for this Parachute Hammock.
I can't even begin to tell you how many trips I took to the mattress store where a salesman was convinced that he had found the perfect mattress for me. He'd get me to lie down on foam, memory foam, spring mattress, and various forms of "space age technology," but none of it gave me the comfort I so deeply desired.
My perfectly rounded body couldn't relax as I rested my stem on the pillow and looked up at the ceiling. All I could feel was myself teetering and tipping, and who wants to do that while they're trying to sleep?
Then I found this hammock. Putting it between two poles, or two trees, I get the full curve I need for a restful night's sleep. Heck, with the mosquito net set up, I can even keep bugs off me! If you don't think that feature's useful, try being a banana in the middle of summer!
Anyway. I don't know who at Yukon Outfitters decided to take the time to think of the bananas of the world, but I thank them. I truly do.






Features
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Double Hammock (without Net)
Price: $19.99 List Price: $69.99 71% Off
The Yukon Outfitters Double Parachute Hammock has become a staple at campgrounds and parks across the nation. No matter where you choose to relax or nap, this hammock is perfect for the day pack, home patio and even the dorm room.
- Double hammock
- 11'6" Long x 6'4" Wide
- When packed in its bag, this hammock is almost as small as a grapefruit
- High test parachute nylon with lock stitching will hold up to the roughest abuse
- Marine-grade tie down line is included with threaded quick links that will allow you to swing from posts, timber and even your truck or SUV
- Max Load capacity of 300 pounds
- Integrated Stuff sack sewn in so you'll never lose it
- Oversized for enjoying cool summer nights with a friend
- Mildew resistant
- Quick-dry nylon
Hammock with Mosquito Net
Price: $24.99 List Price: $89.99 72% Off
The Yukon Outfitters Hammock’s integrated mosquito net will keep you comfortable in the great outdoors. If the coast is clear and you don’t need the mosquito netting, just flip the hammock over and use as a normal hammock. Yukon Outfitters hammocks are made for use on the trail, tailgating, camping, or at home.
- 8'9" Long x 4'8" Wide
- Integrated mosquito net to keep little critters away
- High strength parachute nylon
- Double zippers system for easy access
- Two interior storage pockets for storing small items
- Lightweight and quick drying
- 275 pound weight capacity
- Triple stitched at weight bearing points
- Attached stuff sack for easy storage
- Mildew resistant
- Quick-dry nylon
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year Limited Yukon Outfitters
Specs
Dimensions | 11' 6" L x 6' 4" W |
Weight Capacity | 300 lbs. |
Weight | 21 oz. |
Dimensions | 8' 9" L x 4' 8" W |
Weight Capacity | 275 lbs. |
Weight | 19.5 oz. |
Country of Origin: China
In the box:
- Yukon Outfitters Nylon Parachute Hammock
- Hanging Ropes
Specs
Dimensions | 11' 6" L x 6' 4" W |
Weight Capacity | 300 lbs. |
Weight | 21 oz. |
Dimensions | 8' 9" L x 4' 8" W |
Weight Capacity | 275 lbs. |
Weight | 19.5 oz. |
Country of Origin: China
In the box:
- Yukon Outfitters Nylon Parachute Hammock
- Hanging Ropes
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