This is an Outrageous Mystery Goody, NOT A BoC!. We take something mad expensive, make it really cheap, but don't really tell you what it is. Why? We have our reasons. But they are good ones.

What can I expect when I open the box?

• It's either a cross between a kitten and a manatee ...
• ...or something you use outside, probably with a friend, unless you have none. Probably that.
• It's a really good brand name. Like, really good.
• You can buy this product from the manufacturer's site for $26.99 (as of Feb 15th, 2019 9:29am PT). That's almost $30! (as of  Feb 15th, 2019 9:30am PT)
• This OMG deal also boasts over 600 reviews with a 4.8/5 rating on a popular e-commerce site. Let's be honest. We all know which e-commerce site we are referencing here. 
• Color: 6 pounds.
• Check out the specs tab. We put some effort into that tab this time around.

The fine print:

• This item is not eligible for returns (defect exceptions apply).
• There is just ONE of these items in the box.
• There will be only that one item in the box and nothing more.
• It's all the same item. Different people will not be getting different things.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty