Well hello there, Mr. Bully. You're looking exceptionally bullyish today. What's that? You want my lunch money? And what if I just say no? Oh, you're going to pull my underwear over my head until I yell "uncle" or the waist band breaks, whichever comes first? OK then. Go ahead. Give it your best shot, pal.
I suspect right about now you're wondering why it is that I'm not even flinching. No, I'm not just putting on a brave face. But I did put on my Under Armour BoxerJocks this morning. You see, their comfortable fabric compliments their construction and allows them to rest smoothly on my skin, even when pulled taught and crammed into crevices in which they were never meant to be crammed.
Go ahead, give that waist band another good yank, if you must. But I'm telling you now, your energy would be much better spent giving me a swirly or a really good noogie. The elastic in these is the smoothest, softest and sturdiest elastic for underwear in the world. So what can I say? You win some, you lose some. Don't feel too bad, though. There's always tomorrow.
Features
Your Choice of:
Under Armour 1230363 Men's The New 3" BoxerJock:
- Fitted: Next-to-skin without the squeeze
- Lightweight, smooth HeatGear® fabric & articulated mesh fly panel
- 4-way stretch fabrication allows greater mobility in any direction
- Moisture Transport System wicks sweat & dries quickly
- Anti-odor technology prevents the growth of odor-causing microbes
- Performance waistband
- Working fly
- Inseam: 3"
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Under Armour Original 6" BoxerJock:
- Fitted: Next-to-skin without the squeeze
- Lightweight, smooth HeatGear® fabric & articulated mesh fly panel
- 4-way stretch fabrication allows greater mobility in any direction
- Moisture Transport System wicks sweat & dries quickly
- Anti-odor technology prevents the growth of odor-causing microbes
- Performance waistband
- Working fly
- Inseam: 6"
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Under Armour Original 9" BoxerJock:
- Fitted: Next-to-skin without the squeeze
- Lightweight, smooth HeatGear® fabric & articulated mesh fly panel
- 4-way stretch fabrication allows greater mobility in any direction
- Moisture Transport System wicks sweat & dries quickly
- Anti-odor technology prevents the growth of odor-causing microbes
- Performance waistband
- Working fly
- Inseam: 9"
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Under Armour Size Chart | |||||
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Size | WAIST (in) | ||||
Small | 28-29 | ||||
Medium | 30-32 | ||||
Large | 34-36 | ||||
X-Large | 38-40 | ||||
2X-Large | 42-44 | ||||
3X-Large | 44-46 |
Material Content: 90% Polyester/10% Elastane
Imported: Made in Bangladesh
In the Box:
(1) Under Armour Men's BoxerJock
Specs
Under Armour Size Chart | |||||
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Size | WAIST (in) | ||||
Small | 28-29 | ||||
Medium | 30-32 | ||||
Large | 34-36 | ||||
X-Large | 38-40 | ||||
2X-Large | 42-44 | ||||
3X-Large | 44-46 |
Material Content: 90% Polyester/10% Elastane
Imported: Made in Bangladesh
In the Box:
(1) Under Armour Men's BoxerJock
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