They’re never not pants.

For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of 24-7 pants, we’ve put together a helpful F.A.Q.!

What are 24-7 pants?
Simply put, 24-7 pants are pants that remain pants every day of the week for every hour of the day. At no point during the week are these pants ever not pants. These pants remain pants for the duration of the day, as well as all night long.

Are they still pants when I’m not wearing them?
Yes. Even when you’re not wearing these pants, they’re still pants. These pants are never not pants.

What about when I’m not looking at them?
If you’re not looking at these pants, they’ll still be pants. They won’t turn into a shirt or a car or a pizza (even though that would be awesome). When you look at your pants again, they’ll still be pants.

What if I wear them while I’m sleeping?
Though we don’t recommend sleeping in these pants for comfort reasons, these pants will still be pants if you sleep in them.

What if I put them on my head?
Putting these pants on your head will not result in these pants no longer being pants. If you were to wear these pants on your head they would not become a hat, they would simply become “pants that are currently being worn on a head.”

What if I cut the legs off of the pants?
If you cut the legs off of these pants…well, then I guess they’re actually not pants anymore. But then you’ll have yourself a nice pair of 24-7 shorts, at least.

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