Teeter Hang Ups SS-1001 Spinal Stretch Back Stretcher

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Quantity Limit 3 per customer

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Don't fall for the photo, fellas. "Wanna go to my apartment and stretch your spine?" will never be a successful pick-up line.

FALSE ADVERTISING, WOOT! Your photo of the Teeter SpinalStretch seems to be saying that this back stretcher is a favorite of fit, lean twentysomething ladies who sort of look like Rashida Jones from a certain angle. DON'T BELIEVE IT, GUYS!

After approaching over 30 such ladies in public, leading to more arrests (three) than hookups (zero), I can definitively state that NO women are enticed by the possibility of lower-spine decompression, lumbar relief, and alignment of vertebrae with a stranger! Not even a handsome stranger who drives his own cherried-out 2001 Isuzu VehiCROSS and who has worked on street teams for some of the most successful independent recording artists in the Duluth hip-hop scene!

I DEMAND you take down that misleading photo and replace it with an image of an ACTUAL Teeter SpinalStretch customer! The photos I sent you would be acceptable! Yes, I HAVE done some modeling! Thank you for noticing!

Features

Easy, Effective and Portable Back Pain Relief

SpinalStretch is an effective way to decompress the lower spine and provide an easy and quick back pain solution. Passive, user-controlled traction allows for the perfect stretch to provide relief to lumber aches and pains, rehydrate discs with vital nutrients, and reduce pressure on nerves. This simple to use tool also encourages improved alignment of lumber vertebrae and promotes improved flexibility in the lower back.

Provides relief to lumbar aches and pains
Rehydrates discs
Reduces pressure on nerves
Compact and portable
100% pre-assembled, no assembly required
Easy to set up and use
Comes with a nylon travel bag

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii and APO addresses is not available for this item

Warranty: 1 Year Teeter Hang Ups

Specs

Dimensions: 16" x 3.5"
Weight: 4 lbs.

In the box:

(1) Teeter Hang Ups SS-1001 Spinal Stretch Back Stretcher includes:

Carrying Bag
Instructional DVD
User's Manual

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 4m 48.553s

Purchaser Experience

11% first woot
7% second woot
26% < 10 woots
21% < 25 woots
35% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

8% joined today
1% one week old
1% one month old
13% one year old
77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
3% bought 2
2% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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