Many Functions!
Sir, I've got good news and bad news.
"Bad news first, please."
Well, people aren't super psyched about buying something called 'A Water Prison.'
"What? But don't they want to trap water and punish it for all the crimes it's committed against humanity?"
Nope. In fact, word from the focus groups is that people really like water...
"Well, they just aren't DOING THE RESEARCH!"
I know, sir. I know. But here's the good news: people really do like the products.
"Oh, yeah?"
Yeah, they say they love how tough the stainless steel is and how wide the opening at the top is. In fact, while they're not interested in using it as a water prison, they say it might make a nice water bottle...
"So they'd drink from it?"
Yes.
"Is it okay if I think of it as a water execution by way of the mouth?"
Whatever helps you get behind this re-branding, sir.
Features
Tough as nails yet pure enough for a piercing, stainless steel has the straight-up character to survive any scene. Made from that A-grade material, this bottle just looks classic and clean until it gets plastered with a crop of diecuts.
- BPA-Free
- 100% stainless steel
- No liners or plastic coatings
- Wide-mouth opening
- Finger-loop lid
- Car cup+ bike cage compatible
Warranty: Lifetime Stanley
Specs
Dimensions | 2.9 x 2.9 x 10.2 in |
Weight | 0.4 lbs |
In the box:
(3) Stanley Nineteen13 24 oz. Stainless Steel Water Bottles includes:
- (1) Brushed Stainless Steel Bottle
- (1) Heritage Stainless Steel Bottle
- (1) Snake Stainless Steel Bottle
Specs
Dimensions | 2.9 x 2.9 x 10.2 in |
Weight | 0.4 lbs |
In the box:
(3) Stanley Nineteen13 24 oz. Stainless Steel Water Bottles includes:
- (1) Brushed Stainless Steel Bottle
- (1) Heritage Stainless Steel Bottle
- (1) Snake Stainless Steel Bottle
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 42m 45.006s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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