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"Miranda, I know we haven't been, well, clicking, and I want to apologize for that. Work's been stressful but that's no excuse. Anyway, I want to make it up to you. To us. So I bought one of those 'personal massagers' to try and spice things up."
"Are you sure? This doesn't look like what I imagined it would look like."
"Positive! It's a Prospera Pl009 Electronic Pulse Massager!"
"It says it's the same kind of device usually used by physical therapists and chiropractors."
"Really? Gross. I don't need to know that kind of stuff about my chiropractor. Anyway, I figured we'd pour a couple glasses of wine and try it out. Let me, uh, affix these pads to your, y'know…bits."
"I'm not feeling very erotic."
"That's just nerves! Come on!"
"Okay, start it- OW!"
"What? Too much pleasure?"
"No. OW! Are you- OW! Turn it off! OW!"
"Sorry. I thought a different program might make a difference."
"Honey, I really think this is for relieving pain in your back and stuff, not erotic foreplay."
"We've got six massage programs to try out before we can be sure."
"Fine. Just pour me another glass of wine."
Now you can use in your home, a device normally only available in sessions with a physical therapist or chiropractor. The Prospera Electronic Pulse massager is a compact, portable, micro-computer-controlled device. In addition to your back and neck, it can be used on your shoulders, legs, arms, and feet. It may help to relieve pain and numbness caused by a stiff neck, and other conditions causing chronic pain.
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Prospera
| Power | DC6V (4 AAA batteries) |
| Dimensions | 8" x 2" x 1" Plus attachment pads |
| Weight | 0.5lbs |
In the box:
(1) Prospera PL009 Electronic Pulse Massager
| Power | DC6V (4 AAA batteries) |
| Dimensions | 8" x 2" x 1" Plus attachment pads |
| Weight | 0.5lbs |
In the box:
(1) Prospera PL009 Electronic Pulse Massager
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