Batcha we can fit 4 bats in this thing!

This Louisville Slugger Genesis Bat Bag features a ventilated top compartment for cleats or wet clothes and textured wheels for all-terrain rolling. But, of course, the most important thing is that it can hold 4 bats.

Which probably makes you wonder: what could you possibly need 4 bats for? The simple answer: all sortsa stuff! For example:

Use 1 bat for baseball. Use the other 3 bats to intimidate the bat you use into hitting further. It's like you're saying, "you can be replaced at any time, bat!"

Use them to get people to believe you're a billionaire. Just say, "I'm a billionaire and I've got 4 bats in this bag." Then you show people the bats, and they'll think, "Well, he wasn't lying about that part. He probably wasn't lying about the billionaire part either."

Slip them up your sleeves and pant legs, and then invite people to touch your "rock hard" muscles!

Use the 4 bats as backup bats for the other 4 bats that you have in your other bat bag. (Note: it's more fun if the back-up bats are a fun-loving ragtag group that no one expected to succeed.)

See, there are tons of things to do with 4 bats!

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