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Food, Water, and Pizza Survival Bundles by Patriot Pantry

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It took a lot of trial and error to figure out that food and water were the two essential things for survival.

Back in the caveman days, you didn't see a whole lot of thriving metropolises. The reason is because people hadn't yet figured out the keys to life. They tried a lot of combinations. Running and cobras. Clouds and deciduous trees. Enlightenment and crying. But no matter what they tried, they'd end up dead. The answer eluded them for many years.

They did get close a couple of times early on when they tried food and singing one day, and then water and fainting the next. But it wasn't until many years later that one particular caveman, having ingested some very spicy peppers, sought relief from the waters of a nearby stream and thus discovered the winning combination of food and water.

How they would laugh to know that today, food and water are readily available via bundles sold on websites just like this! Either that or they'd throw spears at us. You know the old saying, you can lead a caveman to water, but you can't make him not spear you through the heart.

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Bundle #1 includes: 3-Month Emergency Food Supply, 4-Week Emergency Food Supply, and Survival Spring Water Filter (see Specs tab for full contents)

  • The 3-Month Food Supply provides one adult with 450 servings of healthy, delicious storable food, drinks and snacks for 90 days, and the 4-Week Supply provides one adult with 140 servings for 30 days.
  • Packaged in convenient and lightweight 4-Serving mylar pouches, our low-heat dehydrated food seals in the flavor and high-nutritional value.
  • Simple and easy to prepare: just boil water, pour in the food, simmer for 10 to 15 minutes and serve up a great meal.
  • 25 Year shelf-life (manufactured in 2016)
  • Contain NO genetically modified ingredients or added MSG
  • Made in the USA
  • Also includes Survival Spring water filter!  Compact enough to carry in your pocket or backpack but powerful enough to remove up to 99.999 percent of bacteria and contaminants. Each Survival Spring can filter up to 300 gallons of water from any fresh water source with its unique two-step filtration process.

Bundle #2 includes: 4-Week emergency Food Supply, Mega Protein Food Supply, and 10-Pizza Kit (see specs tab for full contents)

  • The 4-Week Food Supply provides one adult with 140 servings of healthy, delicious storable food, drinks and snacks for 30 days, and the 2-Week Supply provides one adult with 70 servings for 14 days.
  • The Mega Protein Kit is perfect to add even more heartiness to your favorite emergency food recipes. Add some extra beef and beans to our Traveler’s Stew or some chicken to our Tradition Fettuccine Alfredo.
  • The 10-pack survival pizza kit includes everything needed for some old-fashioned family fun. From the everyday to an emergency, any night can be pizza night for friends and family.  (Add some protein to make a variety of pizzas!)
  • 25 Year shelf-life (manufactured in 2016)
  • Contain NO genetically modified ingredients or added MSG
  • Made in the USA

Bundle #3 includes: Breakfast Kit, 90-Servings of Sugar, 90-Servings of Creamer, and 60-Servings of Coffee (see specs tab for full contents)

  • The Ultimate Breakfast Kit has everything you need for a hot and healthy breakfast. Enjoy hearty favorites like Potatoes O'Brien and Buttermilk Pancakes. Get going with our Orange Energy Drink Mix and yummy Strawberry Fields Cream of Wheat. Power through with a helping of Scrambled Eggs.
  • Franklin’s Finest Coffee is the world’s first survival coffee developed to last up to 25 years in storage when unopened.
  • Also includes 90 servings each of Patriot Pantry Sugar and Creamer
  • 25 Year shelf-life (manufactured in 2016)
  • Contain NO genetically modified ingredients or added MSG
  • Made in the USA

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes is not available for this item.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

3-Month Supply Contains:

  • (32) Strawberry Fields Cream of Wheat
  • (56) Maple Grove Oatmeal
  • (8) Uncle Frank's Italian Lasagna
  • (24) Granny's Homestyle Potato Soup
  • (24) Traveler's Stew
  • (8) Summer's Best Corn Chowder
  • (24) Blue Ribbon Creamy Chicken Rice
  • (20) Liberty Bell Potato Cheddar Potato Soup
  • (20) Traditional Fettuccine Alfredo
  • (8) Independence Hall Chicken Noodle Soup
  • (16) Cheesy Broccoli & Rice Soup
  • (16) Country Cottage Mac & Cheese
  • (32) Heartland's Best Mashed Potatoes
  • (16) Creamy Stroganoff
  • (20) Instant White Rice
  • (30) Chocolate Pudding
  • (16) Honey Coated Banana Chips
  • (32) Orange Energy Drink Mix
  • (48) Settler's Whey Powdered Milk

4-Week Supply Contains:

  • (24) Maple Grove Oatmeal
  • (8) Strawberry Fields Cream of Wheat
  • (10) Instant White Rice
  • (8) Heartland's Best Mashed Potatoes
  • (8) Granny's Homestyle Potato Soup
  • (8) Blue Ribbon Creamy Chicken Rice
  • (8) Traveler's Stew
  • (8) Cheesy Broccoli & Rice Soup
  • (8) Country Cottage Mac & Cheese
  • (8) Liberty Bell Potato Cheddar Soup
  • (8) Honey Coated Banana Chips
  • (10) Chocolate Pudding
  • (8) Orange Energy Drink Mix
  • (16) Settler's Whey Powdered Milk

Mega Protein Kit Contains:

  • (12) Freeze-Dried Beef
  • (12) Freeze-Dried Chicken
  • (20) Black Beans Servings
  • (20) Pinto Beans Servings
  • (16) Red Beans Servings

10-Pizza Kit Contains:

  • (10) Servings of Pizza Crust
  • (10) Servings of Pizza Sauce
  • (10) Servings of Shredded Mozzarella Cheese

Ultimate Breakfast Kit Contains:

  • (16) Servings of Maple Grove Oatmeal
  • (16) Servings of Potatoes O'Brien
  • (18) Servings of Buttermilk Pancakes
  • (16) Servings of Strawberry Fields Cream of Wheat
  • (32) Servings of Settler's Whey Powdered Milk
  • (16) Servings of Orange Energy Drink Mix
  • (24) Servings of Scrambled Eggs

In the box:

  • (1) Patriot Supply 3-Month Food Supply
  • (1) Patriot Supply 4-Week Food Supply
  • (1) Survival Spring Water Filter

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  • (1) Patriot Supply 4-Week Food Supply
  • (1) Patriot Supply Mega Protein Kit
  • (1) Patriot Supply 10-Pizza Kit

-or-

  • (1) Patriot Supply Ultimate Breakfast Kit
  • (60) Servings Coffee
  • (90) Servings Sugar
  • (90) Servings Creamer

Specs

3-Month Supply Contains:

  • (32) Strawberry Fields Cream of Wheat
  • (56) Maple Grove Oatmeal
  • (8) Uncle Frank's Italian Lasagna
  • (24) Granny's Homestyle Potato Soup
  • (24) Traveler's Stew
  • (8) Summer's Best Corn Chowder
  • (24) Blue Ribbon Creamy Chicken Rice
  • (20) Liberty Bell Potato Cheddar Potato Soup
  • (20) Traditional Fettuccine Alfredo
  • (8) Independence Hall Chicken Noodle Soup
  • (16) Cheesy Broccoli & Rice Soup
  • (16) Country Cottage Mac & Cheese
  • (32) Heartland's Best Mashed Potatoes
  • (16) Creamy Stroganoff
  • (20) Instant White Rice
  • (30) Chocolate Pudding
  • (16) Honey Coated Banana Chips
  • (32) Orange Energy Drink Mix
  • (48) Settler's Whey Powdered Milk

4-Week Supply Contains:

  • (24) Maple Grove Oatmeal
  • (8) Strawberry Fields Cream of Wheat
  • (10) Instant White Rice
  • (8) Heartland's Best Mashed Potatoes
  • (8) Granny's Homestyle Potato Soup
  • (8) Blue Ribbon Creamy Chicken Rice
  • (8) Traveler's Stew
  • (8) Cheesy Broccoli & Rice Soup
  • (8) Country Cottage Mac & Cheese
  • (8) Liberty Bell Potato Cheddar Soup
  • (8) Honey Coated Banana Chips
  • (10) Chocolate Pudding
  • (8) Orange Energy Drink Mix
  • (16) Settler's Whey Powdered Milk

Mega Protein Kit Contains:

  • (12) Freeze-Dried Beef
  • (12) Freeze-Dried Chicken
  • (20) Black Beans Servings
  • (20) Pinto Beans Servings
  • (16) Red Beans Servings

10-Pizza Kit Contains:

  • (10) Servings of Pizza Crust
  • (10) Servings of Pizza Sauce
  • (10) Servings of Shredded Mozzarella Cheese

Ultimate Breakfast Kit Contains:

  • (16) Servings of Maple Grove Oatmeal
  • (16) Servings of Potatoes O'Brien
  • (18) Servings of Buttermilk Pancakes
  • (16) Servings of Strawberry Fields Cream of Wheat
  • (32) Servings of Settler's Whey Powdered Milk
  • (16) Servings of Orange Energy Drink Mix
  • (24) Servings of Scrambled Eggs

In the box:

  • (1) Patriot Supply 3-Month Food Supply
  • (1) Patriot Supply 4-Week Food Supply
  • (1) Survival Spring Water Filter

-or-

  • (1) Patriot Supply 4-Week Food Supply
  • (1) Patriot Supply Mega Protein Kit
  • (1) Patriot Supply 10-Pizza Kit

-or-

  • (1) Patriot Supply Ultimate Breakfast Kit
  • (60) Servings Coffee
  • (90) Servings Sugar
  • (90) Servings Creamer

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 5% first woot
  • 4% second woot
  • 18% < 10 woots
  • 18% < 25 woots
  • 55% ≥ 25 woots

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  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

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  • 70% bought 1
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