OH SHIRT, YO.
When we say "performance" polos...
OK, Boys. Let's take it from the top! Ready? And a five, six, seven, eight... Forward forward forward forward. Side glance side glance. Kick ball-change stomp stomp. Sashay left hip shake. Do the swan do the swan. Jazz hands. Golf clap. Opera face. Oprah face. Chuck Norris punch to the... STOP STOP STOP!
Damien. Honey. You're still missing the third beat. You're Oprah-facing when you're supposed to be Chuck Norrising. Now we've talked about this. If you want to wear that Fila Men's Performance Polo, you have to earn it. And quite frankly, I don't think you have. Does anyone here think that Damien has earned it? Anyone?
What your teammates are too nice to say, Damien, is that your tequila worm is just not where it should be. And while we're at it, your laughing camel could use some work, too. I mean, is he laughing or is he barfing? I'm just not sure.
That being said, I think you should sit this one out, mkay? Alright fellas, let's start again. And a five, six, seven...
Damien. Why are you still standing there? You're dismissed. Just leave the Fila polo on the table there next to the spirit stick. Mkay, buh-bye.
Features
Get a clean, classic look that works both on and off the court with this Fila Performance Heather Polo.
- Silver heat transfer FILA logo
- Three button placket
- Curved hem & drop tail
- Material : 96% polyester / 4% spandex
- Imported
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Men's apparel size guide
In. |
Neck |
Chest |
Waist |
Pants |
Sleeve |
XS |
13 - 12.5 |
30 - 32 |
27 - 28 |
31 |
31 - 32 |
S |
14 - 14.5 |
34 - 36 |
29 - 31 |
31 |
32 - 33 |
M |
15 - 15.5 |
38 - 40 |
32 - 34 |
31.5 |
33 - 34 |
L |
16 - 16.5 |
42 - 44 |
36 - 38 |
32 |
34 - 35 |
XL |
17 - 17.5 |
46 - 48 |
40 - 42 |
32 |
35 - 36 |
XXL |
18 - 18.5 |
50 - 52 |
44 - 46 |
32 |
36 - 37 |
XXXL |
19 - 19.5 |
54 - 56 |
48 - 50 |
32 |
37 - 38 |
In the box:
- (1) FILA Performance Heather Polo
Specs
Men's apparel size guide
In. |
Neck |
Chest |
Waist |
Pants |
Sleeve |
XS |
13 - 12.5 |
30 - 32 |
27 - 28 |
31 |
31 - 32 |
S |
14 - 14.5 |
34 - 36 |
29 - 31 |
31 |
32 - 33 |
M |
15 - 15.5 |
38 - 40 |
32 - 34 |
31.5 |
33 - 34 |
L |
16 - 16.5 |
42 - 44 |
36 - 38 |
32 |
34 - 35 |
XL |
17 - 17.5 |
46 - 48 |
40 - 42 |
32 |
35 - 36 |
XXL |
18 - 18.5 |
50 - 52 |
44 - 46 |
32 |
36 - 37 |
XXXL |
19 - 19.5 |
54 - 56 |
48 - 50 |
32 |
37 - 38 |
In the box:
- (1) FILA Performance Heather Polo
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 16h 57m 18.880s
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