We’re too caught up in the frenzied celebration of our 10th birthday to write about today's product. Check out this refurbi- uh, classic write-up.

Fantastic Voyage (March 1, 2007):

If you were one of the lucky ones to get a Pulsar watch during one of those rare, magical moments that they appeared in a previous Woot for just a few seconds like a phantom on a foggy night in The Negative Zone, you can already use the second hand on an astrolabe to calculate where you are at all times. For everyone stupid enough to think they didn't need that watch, we recommend you buy the Microsoft Streets and Trips GPS 2006 with GPS Locator.

With access to over 5 million miles of road, you'll feel like you've got The Power Cosmic in your head, and when you bark out your commands using the Voice Prompted Directions feature, you will be able to keep a running narration of your life in a way that would qualify you to be the Lord of Latveria. It works on Windows 98 and up, which means, seriously, if you can't use this thing you really need to explain how you even get this page to load.

In addition, like a little robot designed as a producer friendly fourth member, the Microsoft Streets and Trips GPS 2006 with GPS Locator will plug in to your computer and tell you where you are, which will come in handy when Rama-Tut's plan kicks into high gear.

Don't be caught trying to explain the cross streets of Chicago to some angry Skrulls with just your memory as a guide. Order now!

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