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Captain's Log, Day 17:
It is safe to say that the men are now entirely disenchanted with the voyage. And, honestly, I cannot blame them. We have been rowing for 17 days now, and our ship has yet to leave the beach.
So, that the men are wary is no surprise. It is their wild theories that concern me. For example, just this morning, I overheard Xavier saying that our ship, the AVARI Single Action Rower, is not a ship at all. He claimed that it is a piece of exercise equipment built for an efficient, effective, low-impact workout. The over-sized aluminum seat rail, the 12 levels of resistance, the multi-functional performance monitor - according to Xavier, it is all for the simple purpose of burning fat and calories.
I expected him to be laughed at, but no: the others listened to his nonsensical ramblings with genuine interest. Well, this would simply not do. I could not allow Xavier's lunacy to infect the whole crew. So, I had him thrown overboard. Onto the sand. He screamed obscenities from where he lay for a few minutes, but eventually he lost interest, stood up, and went to find his car.
After he had disappeared for good, I assured the rest of the men that this is very much a ship because the box it came in said something about "rowing" and "rowing" is a ship term and no manufacturer would do something as confusing as use a ship term to describe a product that is not a ship.
I thought it was a pretty good speech, but it did not appear to ease their minds in the slightest. I fear a mutiny is coming.





Features
The Avari® Easy Glide Rower is designed with an aluminum over-sized seat rail for full range-of-motion rowing. The padded, molded seat and adjustable resistance accommodate all users in comfort even during those longer rowing workouts. When not in use, simply lift it on end and store out of the way against the wall or in a closet.
Rowing is efficient, effective, low-impact, and works all major muscle groups including the back, legs, arms, abdominals and buttocks. Rowing is very effective in building a strong back, and is one of the most effective aerobic exercises for increasing your metabolism for more efficient calorie and fat burning.
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- Shock resistance for smooth rowing stroke
- Over-sized aluminum seat rail for smooth sliding seat
- 12 levels of shock resistance
- Tough, braided nylon rowing strap
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Multi-function electronic performance monitor displays:
- workout time
- stroke count
- total count
- calories burned
- Scan function to scroll through all above functions during your workout - Comfortable, molded, easy-sliding seat
- Large foot plates with adjustable straps
- Adjustable nylon foot straps with hook and loop closures
- Floor protectors safeguard your workout area and prevent skidding
- Angled seat rail for easy seat return
- Stands upright for easy storage
- Assembled size: 53” long x 23” wide x 26” tall
- Maximum user weight: 250 lbs.
- Some Assembly Required
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Avari
Specs
Recommended use | Use at least three days a week for 20 minute workouts for improved cardiovascular fitness, strengthened and toned back, legs, arms, abdominals and buttocks. |
Material | Steel frame, aluminum center beam |
Color | Grey, blue |
Resistance | Adjustable shock resistance |
Comfort Elements | Padded, molded seat, padded, textured rowing handle |
Targeted Training | Improved cardiovascular fitness, strengthened and toned back, legs, arms, abdominals and buttocks |
Maximum user weight | 250 lbs. |
Dimensions (Assembled) | 53” (L) x 23” (W) x 26” (H) |
In the box:
(1) Avari A350-600 Single Action Rower
Specs
Recommended use | Use at least three days a week for 20 minute workouts for improved cardiovascular fitness, strengthened and toned back, legs, arms, abdominals and buttocks. |
Material | Steel frame, aluminum center beam |
Color | Grey, blue |
Resistance | Adjustable shock resistance |
Comfort Elements | Padded, molded seat, padded, textured rowing handle |
Targeted Training | Improved cardiovascular fitness, strengthened and toned back, legs, arms, abdominals and buttocks |
Maximum user weight | 250 lbs. |
Dimensions (Assembled) | 53” (L) x 23” (W) x 26” (H) |
In the box:
(1) Avari A350-600 Single Action Rower
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