Just to clear things up ...
Any time is the right time for love. And you can't spell love without L-E-D. Except the D part.
Turns the world upside down. HEY WAIT A SECOND THAT COULD BE A TV SHOW
When you're trapped under a sleeping moose and the radio's stuck on the easy listening station, you'll WISH you had one of these.
Pants are always a good deal.
It's cheaper than actually paying to go to the college!
Cool off quick! Before the weather does it for you.
It's not always what you're running to, but what you're running from.
All the food you need to leave the world behind. Who needs 'em?
Armour for the modern age.