Your kids are too polite to tell you, but we're not: Your Christmas presents sucked. Why did you think they'd want an encyclopedia and a gift certificate to the Museum Of Industry gift shop? Don't fret about your failings -- it's still December and you can still make it up to them with something, you know, fun.
Ends on January 2 at 9AM CT
The first rule of toys: The greater extent to which a toy can be used to cause serious bodily harm to oneself or others, the more fun it is. [See: Trampoline, Fireworks]