Xterra Fitness

"Uh, hi, Caitlin? This is Larry. You know, from the gym? Haven't seen you in a while. The workout room seems awfully drab without your pink running shorts to brighten it up. Well, I hope we get the chance to work up a sweat together soon. Unless you're, like, exercising at home now or something, ha ha."
Xterra Fitness official site

Ends on July 29 at 12AM CT

About Xterra

Xterra (or, as the ancient Maya pronounced it, "shterra") design their treadmills and ellipticals "to provide every user with a lifetime of effective training." So if you're one of those people who prefers ineffective training, you'll need to buy something else.
Xterra Fitness offical site