Fashion accessories fall into two camps: useful and useless. Bags, cufflinks, and stoles occupy the former, and brooches, neckties, and necklaces the latter. With the advent of mobile phones, watches have made the glorious transition to uselessness. Hurrah!
Remember the old joke where, if someone asked you what time it was, you'd say, "time to get a watch!"? Now everybody except homeless psychotic people know the time, so if somebody asks you what time it is: Run -- RUN!
