Sweet Deals on Fitness Stuff

Fitness? More like TOO-EXPENSIVEness, amirite? Actually, in the case of this sale, imwrong. Because this is a sale of only our cheapest fitness stuff. Check it out! We've got balls and mats and even a bag! So, c'mon in, spend some $$, and get some ||. || is internet speak for muscles, fyi.

Ends on March 21 at 12PM CT

About Cheapness

Cheapness was invented by Percival M. Cheap. "What is price but a number," he said as he cut the ribbon to his new store, Cheap's Appliances. He went out of business three weeks later.