Suck on Some SIGG Water Bottles

The best part of a SIGG water bottle is when you're coming home from your walk in the evening and it's dark outside and it's kind of spooky so you imagine a scenario in which a mugger approaches you but you totally just brain him with your bottle and the *PING!* sound in your head is so satisfying you start to wonder what it would sound like in real life. No? Just me?
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About SIGG

The folks at SIGG are Swiss, which is a shame because we had this hilarious joke all locked and loaded until we realized it was about Swedes.
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