Fitness is work. That's why they call it working out. It's not just a day in the park. It's a day running in the park. Or doing yoga in the park. Or weighing yourself in the park. What we're getting at is if you want to exercise, you need some gear. And we got it for you!
The king said, "Thou shalt sit still and consume the foods we provide," but the people said, "Nay! Do we not have legs? Do we not have arms? We shall use these appendages in rigorous ways in order to decrease our mass and build upon our muscles!" And thus, fitness was born.
