Puma Athletic Socks (sans claws)

Are we the only ones who read a phrase like "Puma Socks" and expect them to have retractable claws of some kind? What the hell good is a sock modeled after a puma if it lacks the ability to eviscerate small animals with a swift kick? And don't tell us it's "just a brand." That's what the Puma people already tried saying.
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About Puma

Puma makes super spiffy athletic equipment and super snazzy shoes, but I wouldn't know because my feet have always been too fat to wear them.
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