A golfer is only as good as his or her bag. "As good" at carrying golf clubs, we mean. Your choice of bag will have no effect whatsoever on your score.
The first golf bags were made by the Mongols, and they consisted of the hollowed-out corpses of the golfers they had vanquished in previous games. So if somebody asks if you want to play a round of golf "Mongol-style", you should know what you're getting into.